Jokes: Blessed Are The Red-Necks




“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.
“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.
The pastor put his hands on 
Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”
“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”


Culled from RD
Submitte by Kenneth Roberts, 
Mauston, Wisconsin

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